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Welcome to
Farholde.

Where magic is illegal, the cops are corrupt and the government is fascist. It's not hard to miss what we are trying to say.

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Selene Von Esper, our portal into Farholde
The Setting

The City of
Farholde

Capital
Of the realm
Illegal
Magic, technically
The OT
ACAB
Theme
On the Nose

We started in Rimeford, traveled underground to Mineford, and have finally ended in Farholde, the capital city of the realm. It's beautiful, oppressive, ridiculous, and held together by propaganda, fear, and theonite collars.

Magic is illegal in this realm. Unless you are part of the OT, the anti-magic police force. Magical construct guards patrol the checkpoints. Even the occasional battle of teh carnivals isn't enough to lift peoples' spirits.

"Come for the capital city splendor, stay because you were detained at a checkpoint."
Farholde tourism board (unverified)

Our heroes are tangled in resistance plots, noble weddings, forbidden gods, living batteries, masked identities, family drama, and one very drunk dragon named J'Michael.

The Resistance

The Party

They were just trying to live a quiet life in a remote mining village.

Character art by Oh No Justin
Screetch Echo, played by Mike Bachmann
Played by Mike Bachmann

Screetch Echo

Masked vigilante. Mining magnate. Romantic catastrophe.
Rich. Divorced. Nocturnal.
  • Once Squirrel Man, vigilante of Farholde
  • Wealthy from mining, emotionally bankrupt from approximately twenty-four ex-wives
  • Says 'I work alone'. Travels with a full party
  • Now opposes the OT, despite once benefiting from the systems around them
  • High ward turnover rate
Selene Von Esper, played by Jennifer Cheek
Played by Jennifer Cheek

Selene Von Esper

Noble sorcerer. Ex-OT. Family disappointment, heroically.
Former cop, current problem.
  • From the wealthy and powerful Von Esper family
  • Former member of the OT, now actively working against them
  • Enjoys a fireball or telekinetic push
  • Currently navigating family drama at catastrophic levels
  • Recently has been breaking rules
T'chuck, played by Tim Lanning
Played by Tim Lanning

T'chuck

Hobgoblin cleric. Forbidden nature dad.
The dad friend, but with divine spells.
  • Hobgoblin cleric devoted to Regnir, a forbidden nature god
  • Gave most of Rimeford the Clap
  • Actually knows what is happening
  • Adopted R'oarc after her father died
R'oarc, played by Nika Howard
Played by Nika Howard

R'oarc

Half-orc artificer. Necromantic problem solver.
Science, but make it unsettling.
  • Half-orc artificer who recently went through a bard phase
  • Side interest in necromancy. For friendship
  • Screetch's secret wife
  • Loves to share a sausage roll
OT
The Antagonists

The OT

Anti-magic police. Who use magic.

The OT are Farholde's enforcement arm against magical practice. They detain. They surveil. They patrol the checkpoints with magical instruments and robotic backup. The system is, by all official accounts, working as intended.

The OT use magic, of course. Their tools are magical. Their methods are magical. Their enforcement is magical. The official position on this is that it is fine, actually, and you should not think about it too hard.

Selene Von Esper used to be one of them. That tells you about as much as you need to know.

Notable Faces

Around Farholde

Resistance mentor

Ratma

Gandalf, if Gandalf smoked four packs a day.

The last dragon

J'Michael

Not the sharpest dragon. Still a dragon.

Pirate?

Maris Womple

Maybe. Marrying into the Von Esper family either way.

Classic NPC

Oldman Breadbasket

People can't get enough of his crusty bread.

For new adventurers
A hundred and eighty episodes is a lot.
Let us show you the way in.
Campaign Two starts with the party arriving in Farholde, and the city has been finding new ways to disappoint them ever since. Start at episode one or jump in cold. The chaos works either way.
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